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HELLO

"My, is this perhaps Daoist magic...?"

GOODBYE

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[HE IS PRETTY TIRED IT'S TRUE also the idea of letting Reirin just wander around under his lab coat like a ghost is hilarious.]

It's fine! I'm not the one who's sick. If it's on the first floor, it's not that much farther, right?

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[SHE'LL SCARE SOMEONE SO BAD... (SPINS WHEEL) TSUKASA]

Dahut... [said gratefully and also with concern...] Perhaps you should roll me there instead?

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[DON'T JUST TAKE OUT TSUKASA.]

What kind of monster would roll an ill mademoiselle back to their room...?

[ROLL? ROLL???? ROLL HER THERE??????]

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You wouldn't be! I would be happy to be rolled! Oh, but I would return your coat first to avoid damaging it.

[said in the cajoling tone of someone trying to open their eyes to a different world, a word where it's alright to roll sick mademoiselles across the manor floor]

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You're really trying to make me into a villain of the worst kind...! Reirin, how could you do that...!

[HE WON'T BE ARRESTED FOR ROLLING A SICK MADEMOISELLE ACROSS THE FLOOR TODAY, SATAN. Huffs and puffs as he wanders the first floor.]

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[HE IS HUFFING AND PUFFING. DAHUT. BECOME ONE WITH SATAN AND SEE THE LIGHT.]

Have you considered, Dahut, that the worst kind of villain is perhaps the best...? I have only the most ardent admiration for villain and villainess alike...

[reirin's fever making her more insane. well. she is usually like this]

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[I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BOTH BECOME ONE WITH SATAN AND ALSO SEE THE LIGHT THESE TWO THINGS SEEM LIKE ANTITHESES OF EACH OTHER!!!!

She is so fucking funny.]

I think your cold may be interfering with your clarity of thought a bit! You really shouldn't be finding anything admirable in villains, you know.

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[THE LIGHT OF THE DARKNESS]

Heehee, that may be true. [IT IS TRUE] Though my dearest friend claims to be a villainess... and there is much about her that I admire. Perhaps that is why I am overly fond.

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[YOU ARE THE ONE WITH THE FEVER]

To her credit, I don't think true villains are so open about their status as villains... Why does she claim to be one, though?

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[that is true.... her fever that is making her wax on about her truest heart's companion (one-sided), her yuri option....]

An, it was at first a moniker that was unfairly thrust upon her. In her despair, she clung to it as a shield.

[also subconsciously clings to dahut as she says this, just like me consciously hugging buzen doll]

The royal court is often cruel to those who do not belong. It is a fact I only realized after I met her.

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[CAN YOU YURIS STOP HAVING ONE-SIDED YURI ABOUT IT

But this is fine, she can hug him like a buzen doll even though he is nowhere as soft and comforting and perfect as a buzen doll. He just hums with immediate fucking understanding.]

Royal courts sound pretty similar anywhere you go, don't they? The one in my home is rotten, too. [WELL YOURS IS KIND OF EXTRA INSANE.] It makes sense to want to hold on to something like that and use it as a defense when you don't have much else to use against royals.

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[THE FCKASS INSANE VIRCHE ROYALS

even with her headass fever she perks up with curiosity at this....]

Dahut... are you very familiar with royalty? Do you also live at court?

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[THEY'RE JUST OUT THERE.]

I don't! Only the Royal Family lives in the castle, so I think it's a little different from what I've read of some other monarchies... [The ones that do have courts and things.] But we do work with them fairly closely, unfortunately.

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[the way there is an insane royal in canon and reirin learns hate in her heart because of her

NOT THE UNFORTUNATELY...!! pets his head in her fevered distress]

Do they treat you so terribly? [. . .] Please tell me their names, blood type, and bodily compositions, so that I may concoct the most terrifying revenge against them.

[me laughing as i write this tag... REIRIN YOU DONTE VEN KNOW!!!!!]

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[HELP ME she's so right about that. Royals can eat it!! THANKS FOR THE FEVERED DISTRESS HEAD PETS THOUGH.

This is so hilarious he just bursts out laughing for many reasons. OH FOR SO MANY REASONS... US JUST LAUGHING BEHIND THE WIZARD OF OZ CURTAIN.]

Even just having an offer like that makes me feel better! You're the best, Reirin! [DON'T TELL SOMEONE THEY'RE THE BEST FOR THREATENING YOUR ENEMIES okay but she is though.]

But it's fine, they don't treat me very terribly because I'm not really on their radar all that much to begin with. Most of the time they just try to bribe me about this or that, which is annoying but not the worst!