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HELLO

"My, is this perhaps Daoist magic...?"

GOODBYE

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[CAN YOU YURIS STOP HAVING ONE-SIDED YURI ABOUT IT

But this is fine, she can hug him like a buzen doll even though he is nowhere as soft and comforting and perfect as a buzen doll. He just hums with immediate fucking understanding.]

Royal courts sound pretty similar anywhere you go, don't they? The one in my home is rotten, too. [WELL YOURS IS KIND OF EXTRA INSANE.] It makes sense to want to hold on to something like that and use it as a defense when you don't have much else to use against royals.

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[THE FCKASS INSANE VIRCHE ROYALS

even with her headass fever she perks up with curiosity at this....]

Dahut... are you very familiar with royalty? Do you also live at court?

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[THEY'RE JUST OUT THERE.]

I don't! Only the Royal Family lives in the castle, so I think it's a little different from what I've read of some other monarchies... [The ones that do have courts and things.] But we do work with them fairly closely, unfortunately.

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[the way there is an insane royal in canon and reirin learns hate in her heart because of her

NOT THE UNFORTUNATELY...!! pets his head in her fevered distress]

Do they treat you so terribly? [. . .] Please tell me their names, blood type, and bodily compositions, so that I may concoct the most terrifying revenge against them.

[me laughing as i write this tag... REIRIN YOU DONTE VEN KNOW!!!!!]

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[HELP ME she's so right about that. Royals can eat it!! THANKS FOR THE FEVERED DISTRESS HEAD PETS THOUGH.

This is so hilarious he just bursts out laughing for many reasons. OH FOR SO MANY REASONS... US JUST LAUGHING BEHIND THE WIZARD OF OZ CURTAIN.]

Even just having an offer like that makes me feel better! You're the best, Reirin! [DON'T TELL SOMEONE THEY'RE THE BEST FOR THREATENING YOUR ENEMIES okay but she is though.]

But it's fine, they don't treat me very terribly because I'm not really on their radar all that much to begin with. Most of the time they just try to bribe me about this or that, which is annoying but not the worst!