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[YOU JUST LIKE AT LEAST REIRIN KNOWS THIS GUY

they can be at reel cinema.... reirin is stuck between which horror movie she should go and see when she is confronted by Ryuji who lives in a passionate romcom. She blinks up at him,]

My, hello Ryuji. [. . .] May I ask for the reason behind this request?

[SHE HELPED HIM ONCE, AND HE REMEMBERED SHE WAS COOL. Now he's crashing and burning any respectable relationship by asking this insane question.]

Uh... I'm... w-well... I tryin' to see... um, [said really fast:] I'm trying to see if I'm still attracted to girls!

[ryuji should have asked this in the group chat... that way everyone could have helped him....]

You are trying to see if you are still attracted to girls?

[she repeats it for clarity's sake since ryuji said it so fast]

Did something happen to put that into question?

[describe the gay....]

[NO. AWFUL. BAD. Not that!!!]

You don't gotta repeat it, man!

[WHAT IF SOMEONE HEARS HIM ADMITTING THIS TO REIRIN?! He'd die. He really would just literally die on the spot, no exaggeration.]

Wh-What?! No! Why would somethin' happen?! I'm just--girls, you know! I'm just into girls!

[DON'T DIE!!! unfortunately Reirin is not Okuni who would gleefully kill Ryuji for funsies. instead, she watches as Ryuji panics over possibly not being straight.]

I did not mean to offend. I am simply curious to know more about your situation.

[HE'S YELLING THAT HE'S INTO GIRLS BUT HE'S HERE TO ASK FOR KISSES? ryuji... he's so funny]

It would also help me decide on the best way to assist you.

[He'll die. He's dying already, simply being here and asking her this. Yes, or no, he will die either way. His constitution for this sort of thing is shit.]

I'm just makin' sure I'm still into girls! I am! I think you're effin' cute! And Mafuyu-chan, too! All girls are cute!

[Who is he trying to convince here?]

I-I know this sounds like I'm just tryin' to get a damn kiss from any girl I can, but I swear it ain't like that! I'm just makin' sure!

[STOP DON'T DIE

At that, the look in Reirin's eyes soften -- not that she was looking at him with suspicion, but it's undeniably warmer? She will reach out and hold his hand. This may not make things better for Ryuji.]

...I believe you, Ryuji. I do not think you are the sort of person who would say that just to get a kiss from any girl.

[ryuji, you freaked out after walking into a bathroom with reirin and then yelled at reirin to learn how to lock doors? you are not a cassanova pervert.]

I admire your good sense, as well as your backbone. You have a tenacity within you that reminds me of my loved ones back home -- a fire that burns when faced with injustice. That is why I believe anyone who receives your affections is extremely fortunate, regardless of gender.

[Oh my goooddddddd. Well, it doesn't even take a kiss for him to realize, yes, bisexuality in fact exists, and he is definitely still into girls.

Sorry if his hand is mildly clammy, he's got the nervousies.

A bright hue lights up his entire face. He looks stunned, like she has slapped him, or something. She did, in a good way, metaphorically.]

...O-Oh. Oh, shit, for real? I, uh... I... Yeah. Th-Thanks.

[His insides are exploding. A cute girl telling him he's amazing! He can't take praise even though he loves it, is it obvious?]

[A NICE METAPHORICAL SLAP

WHY IS RYUJI SO FUNNY. i have to confess that the women in reirin's family canonly all love pathetique boys. they are drawn to them like predator to prey. reirin is not an exception. that is probably part of the reason why she looks up at him with such fondness. please do not awaken her instincts....]

Hehe, there is no need to thank me! In fact, I should thank you for granting me this opportunity to speak my true thoughts.

[THANKS FOR RANDOMLY ASKING HER TO KISS YOU RYUJI!!!]

I am only sorry that I cannot grant your request. I am promised to the crown prince, and as one of his future consorts, I must refrain from intimacy...

[I AM BEGGING THE WOMEN IN REIRIN'S FAMILY TO PLEASE GET BETTER TASTES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! DON'T JUST SAY A PREDATOR TO PREY, YOU ARE ALREADY PREDATORING ESSEK WITH RANG.

Sorry, but he's such a flustered bottom about it.]

Y-You don't gotta thank me, or nothin'.

[He embarrassed himself beyond belief doing this.]

Wh--wait, huh?! Con-consort?! No way you're one of a prince's mistresses?! Is that what you meant by you live in a castle?!

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ANNA IM LAUGHING

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