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"My, is this perhaps Daoist magic...?"

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Friend dates?

[o-oh... suddenly... she looks excited]

What a wonderful thought. I would love to go on a friend date with everyone...

[EVERYONE]

[lucentia]

[he gives a little smile at that.]

You will find yourself quite busy if you do, with how many of us there are.

[animatedly]

[(crius voice) consider polyamory...

she laughs at that,]

And yet, I feel up to the challenge! [maybe she will do this.... but first, she will beam at lucien] Would you grant me the honor of being my first?

[lucentia]

[not the crius voice

he smiles back.]

If you'd have me, then it would be my honour as your friend.

[animatedly]

[LUCIEN... she looks so pleased that lucien calls her his friend....... sometimes you don't have any friends at all... and then you get bodysnatched and realize that you can have friends if you try...]

Thank you, Lucien! [THEY ARE NOW.... ON A FRIEND DATE....




now what]

What shall we do first?

[lucentia]

[REIRIN!!! YOU CAN HAVE FRIENDS!!!]

I believe the normal thing to do on dates is to walk around town, visit stalls, and eat food immediately as you please without having to wait for others to check for poison.

So... however that applies here?

[their equivalent of a town and stalls...]

[animatedly]

[this is the funniest tag

reirin nods along,]

That sounds very much like what we do here already...

[the equivalent of going into mazes and eating at the ihop, but Reirin is game to start. she will start walking along, heading to (spins wheel) the PECS room]

Is there anything you wish to do with a friend? Perhaps an activity...?

[lucentia]

[i will be honest i cheated and lifted half of that tag from an official short story about lucien's thoughts on dates

he thinks on this as he follows along.]

I'm not entirely certain of what's normal to do with friends, truthfully.

[animatedly]

[THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER. LUCIEN!!!!

reirin would laugh, but her smile is one of understanding, as she too is a weirdo who doesn't know how to have normal friend dates.]

It does not have to be normal, as long as it is something you wish to do.

[HE CAN BE WEIRD AND FREAKY IF HE WANTS]

[lucentia]

Well... I am happy to do anything with you.

[unhelpful!]

[animatedly]

[this gay ass line]

My... Is that how you truly feel?

[are you.... sure......?]

[lucentia]

[ ? ]

Is that so unusual?

[animatedly]

[she smiles at that,]

I only want to make sure. But I suppose I do not have to, since it's you.

[since lucien... is so fcking genuine ass and straightforward with everything he SAYS]

[lucentia]

[:pleading:]

You can be assured that I prefer not to voice falsities unless I truly have to.

[animatedly]

Heehee, I believe you. Though now you have me curious, Lucien... What kind of situation exactly would warrant for falsities?

[this too must count as friend dating]

[lucentia]

Hm... for safety, to begin with. [if he has to lie about his identity.] Or if they are an enemy, then I am not so naive to believe that sincerity is always the best course of action when dealing with them.

[like when he had to butter up parker to convince him to let lucien attend his party...]

[animatedly]

[the way she's like woah... lucien being sneaky...}

I must admit... I would very much like to see you outsmarting your enemies...

[lucentia]

I doubt it's as impressive as you make it sound.

[animatedly]

It would be a new side of you I have yet to see.

[which would make it impressive to her!!!]

[lucentia]

I'd rather hope I don't have any enemies here, though.

[animatedly]

If you do, then please rest assured that I would destroy them until they are nothing more but dust on the breeze.

[what happened to letting lucien outsmart them]

[lucentia]

Pardon?

[HE WASN'T EXPECTING THIS RESPONSE?]

[animatedly]

[wow it's clearly a very normal response from someone who is not normal?]

I like you very much, Lucien. And since you are my friend, all those who may wish you harm must be dealt with accordingly... Perhaps in a manner where they can never try again?

[lucentia]

Not that it should be relevant here, but please don't kill anyone, if that's what you're suggesting!

[animatedly]

Not at all! All life is very precious to me.

[this is before her (redacted) era]

I was only thinking of various methods that do not involve such violence.

[just y'know... a little bit...]